Oh Kentucky, you ought not drive,
I think you'd rather swerve than stay between the lines,
Though I try my darndest to not to point fingers,
Visions of seeing twenty accidents a day still linger,
And the broken down cars that litter the edges of 264?
I've never seen cars remain on the burm for 3 weeks before!
I get honked at every time I slow down to turn,
(Taking curves at speedy rates is not something I've yet learned)
And hey, at green lights, right turns have rightaway,
So, left-turners, save your stupid antics for some other state,
I'll never forget the week I got cussed at for turning into my drive,
Maybe next time I won't just so I can stay alive,
And perhaps I am a little pertubed that my first fender-bender was here,
But hey, try to drive using your brains for at least three more years!
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Amen! Kentucky drivers are crazy!
that's the truth!
At least they have that southern charm when they're not driving to make up for it. Don't go to Michigan...they're terrible there too :)
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